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The honorable thing to do would be to tell her father what you did and ask for her hand in marriage.
---Must suck to be honorable.
Akron and Rune

Do I have to have literacy to read?
Matt, asking about his character

So who hired you to protect him?
---Do you really need to know who hired me?
------Actually, out of character, I did forget who hired me.
Stella, Tettles (played by Richie Clark), and Richie Clark

Dude, I'm nubile.
Rune

Any game is better if you beat up Matt and Jamie.
Katy

Really? It must be my lucky night . . . or you're drunker than I am!
Akron (played by Art) responding to Stella's dancing invitation

He gave me a friendship bracelet.
---Really?
No.
Scott messing with the GM.

They're just like men, but instead of hips they have a horse.
Spanner

You just haven't seen me put on my charm yet; it's hard when a girl's covered in blood you know.
Stella

Look, let him bleed. I need a drink.
Xander, instructing the serving wench tending to Akron

Your feelings are not really my concern.
Brian Billicks to Tettles

Ooh, I see boobers.
Tettles

You can use my room: less fleas.
Spanner to Stella, in contrast to Tettle's room

Remember your name yet?
---Uhh...
Tettles "talking" his way past the Crimson Guard Thornton

It's good to know that you can get yourself out of as much trouble as you can get yourself into.
Spanner to Tettles

The sack called Akron.
---Sackron!
Katy and Scott enjoying having a pack animal.

You can't get any uglier, so you're going first.
Akron to Tettles

We just use the sun. When it goes up, it's day. When it goes down, it's night.
Akron

Didn't we kill somebody together?
Brum to Tettles

Do you guys hear anything?
---Only your yammering.
Akron and Spanner

Falcons can fly in tunnels.
---But they can't fly in the dark.
If you set them on fire . . .
Spanner and Akron

Face it, we're screwed.
---As long as it doesn't prevent me from unpicking that lock.
Tettles and Aladar

You don't want to play with the monkey?
---Turn off the flames and I'll play with the monkey!!
Boris the Monkey and Aladar

I'd love to have a piece of that ass. Look at it!
---That's his head.
Female centaur (lusting after Tettles) and Akron

Something strikes you about these children, but you're not sure what.
---They're on fire.
------Bad horse.
GM, Scott, and Jany

How are we supposed to get [the children] down there?
---Use these sticks.
Ghost soldier and Spanner

It's better to be on top than on bottom.
Jany

I'll just sort of push [the child] using my knife.
Aladar

Tomorrow there's 30% chance of zombies.
Scott

I'll hang Aladar's body by a rope . . . and I'll swing by it.
Spanner

It's all fun and games until somebody gets touched by too many children.
Scott

Who do I talk to tell them I saw something unusual?
Spanner

There are several things out here. I really think we should get some guys out here.
---You're the one that came alone.
Akron and Aladar

You know what, I'm going to sheath my horse.
Spanner

Have you ever done a resurrection before, of any kind? Hmmm, I guess there is only one kind.
Aladar's ghost asking about its resurrection

Must suck when you don't use tactics.
Scott to Richie